I dont know about you but I’ve really enoyed watching this blog turn from “Molly McFixit to Molly McFuckit.” To honor this new phase of vintage trailer ownership I thought it would be fun to share some of the more idiotic things I’ve done while working on Molly. I do a lot of really stupid shit on any given day but here are some of the extra special gems. You’re welcome.
We bought the trailer on May 11th. I bought the adorable black and white check flooring in the evening, of May 11th. Seriously. The same day. Guess when I’ll get to put it in? What you don’t know? Oh probably not, since I DON’T KNOW! Genius. At least I bought enough right? Nope. I thought to myself “The trailer is super small, one box is probably enough. I don’t need to measure. Measuring is stupid.” Yeah, I had to order two more boxes.
I used this ladder one time to get on the roof because I was too lazy to move the big ladder (I mean it is REALLY heavy). It is some kind of miracle I didn’t fall to my death on that thing. The only reason it’s there is that it helps hold down the tarp on top of the Dream Machine. That’s right, every single rung has been cut so that you can’t actually use it for a ladder. Unless you have a death wish. Awesome.
My most favorite though is when I went out and looked at fabric for the cushions. HAHAHAHA. Because that’s totally happening this year. “Oooh I don’t know babe what do you think? Kitch or modern, turquoise or orange?” FUUUUCCCKKKK. I am surprised no one tried to strangle me with my stupid fabric swatches.
Or when I thought, oh you know what would be fun, ripping out veneer without trying to save the pieces for a pattern. Or that time I inhaled asbestos just so I could rip up some stupid tiles or when I sanded the exterior without a mask (those tissues were so GROSS). You can pretty much (100%) count on this being a recurring post. I could fill a post of stupid shit I do at the trailer daily. Again, you’re welcome.